JackSucksAtLife jan_2020_drop In his hands he holds

In his hands he holds a double cup of purple liquid and a pair of sunglasses

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His phone comes complete with a print on the screen of his selfie

At a height of 3

JackSucksAtLife jan_2020_drop In his hands he holdsThe Collectible The infamous and handsome Jack Massey Welsh is also known as JackSucksAtLife, JackSucksAtStuff, JackSucksAtGeography, SamSmellsofApricots and Turd Boi420. He is a full time Youtube play button collector, Minecraft hacker catcher, Professional kazooist, Tesla owner and bathwater salesman. 5 inches tall, Jack sits on a throne of Youtube plaques. Modeled using the same dimensions as real Youtube play buttons, Jack reigns over the rest of